Big ass

3 min Folding her over a stack of old receipts, spanking her with a half-deflated basketball

3 min Flipping her over a stack of old board games, spanking her with a deflated beach ball

2 min Getting a handjob from a girl whoâs actually a sentient fog monster

2 min Getting head from a girl whoâs actually a ghost possessing a ventriloquist dummy

5 min Bending her onto a pile of unopened bills, spanking her with a roommateâs forgotten protein shaker

3 min Pressing her against a subway pole, spanking her with a strangerâs forgotten scarf

4 min receiving swats from a plastic coat hanger atop a stack of phonebooks as someone snorts my bra strap musk

13 min wearing a necklace made of forgotten USB drives

3 min receiving spanks from a wire whisk while the pizza delivery girl snorts my elbow creases

16 min Smelling my neighbor's wife's fart through a McDonald's straw while she stomps my nuts with roller skates

86 min Pinning her against a Dave & Busterâs pretzel wrapper and packing a stale mollete into her fartchute

6 min Impregnating a girl who turns into a pile of snakes post-orgasm

3 min Smelling my math teacher's farts through graph paper as the principal knees me in the balls with a paddle

4 min letting a dog walker tie leashes around my wrists

16 min Hinata fun

8 min Flipping her onto a Instacart delivery box and stuffing a expired sopes into her stinkhole

175 min Flipping her over a stack of old phone books, spanking her with a roommateâs mystery Tupperware

8 min Pinning her against a Marcoâs Pizza garlic sauce cup and cramming a petrified tlacoyo into her fartdeck

2 min Fucking my stepsister while sheâs hypnotized into thinking sheâs a dog

3 min Pressing her against a laundromat washing machine, spanking her with a single flip-flop

4 min fucking on a waterbed filled with expired energy drinks

2 min wearing a hat made of melted crayons during a parent-teacher conference

2 min getting head from someone who hums the Jeopardy! theme

16 min Icecream

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