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Tofu
tofu froth
59 sec
I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy
1 min
I give you a daily confidence speech about your appearance
1 min
I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch
1 min
I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)
1 min
I assure you that curly hair is attractive no matter what (For Estanna)
1 min
I help you carry groceries so you don't hurt yourself
1 min
I buy condoms to practice safe sex
49 sec
Happily married with your best friend every night
58 sec
I buy lunch for my Bro because I love him platonically (Hi Steve n Tevin)
51 sec
I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can
23 sec
I offer last slice of pizza because I love you more than pizza
1 min
I help my babysitter with money problems, but refuse her sex advances
1 min
Silly anxiety gets in your way, that’s why I’m here for you (for Lily)
18 sec
I explain why filthy degenerates like us are going to be fine
51 sec
I show up to a birthday party when no one else came
34 sec
I assure you it's okay to keep practicing your instrument
52 sec
I comfort you during an intense heartbreak over a relationship
47 sec
I bring you something to drink because you have migraines
15 sec
I teach you hava, a more wholesome saying than ligma
50 sec
Your first time at the gym, I offer to help and we become gym buddies
41 sec
I bring my toy to our date because you love
1 min
I take time to write a good review for retail employee (April Fool edition)
57 sec
I make sandwiches for my students who can't afford breakfast during finals
33 sec
I turn the dog into a therapy dog for my students during final
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